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About this project

Knots is satire.

Knots is a fictional, fully local, single-page mockup of a social platform. Nothing you do here — posting, attaching an image, changing an avatar — sends data anywhere. There is no server, no account, no network request. Everything happens in your browser and disappears the moment you close the tab.

Why this exists

This started as a joke about a real, ordinary experience: getting a post removed from a mainstream platform for a reason that felt disproportionate, vague, or impossible to appeal — the kind of "violates our Community Standards" notice that gives you no real explanation and no real recourse.

Knots takes that feeling and turns the dial past its stop. Post a plain sentence and you might get banned for "excessive punctuation." Attach a photo of your lunch and the interface accuses you of terrorism. Change your profile picture and it threatens to call the FBI. None of it is real. None of it is a comment on any specific company, platform, or moderation team. It's an exaggeration built to be obviously absurd — the escalation is the joke.

Nothing in this project is real. No content is analyzed, no image is scanned, no report is filed, and no authority is contacted. The "bans," case numbers, and countdowns are scripted UI states with no logic behind them beyond "you clicked a button."

What it's making fun of

Automated content moderation at scale is a real and genuinely hard problem — but the user-facing experience of it is often opaque: a canned message, a confidence score nobody can question, and no visible human in the loop. Knots exaggerates that opacity for comic effect. It is not a factual claim about how any real platform's moderation actually works.

What it isn't

It isn't a working clone of any real product, it doesn't use any real company's code, assets, or branding, and it isn't meant to be mistaken for a genuine moderation system, government notice, or law-enforcement communication.

Built as a static HTML/CSS/JS mockup. No backend, no analytics, no cookies, no external requests. Fictional content only — any resemblance to specific real accounts, cases, or incidents is coincidental. This is comedy, not a factual account of any real platform's policies or actions.